to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
does the new i-phone have a pregnancy test app?
New thing to add to the list of never wanted to talk about with my grandma: sweating in ur crouch and vag area
I told him I would sleep with him if he could name all the colors of the wind.
Why do i always get involved with 3 women at once?
Because life brings drama and thus like moths to a flame, women
IDK but this explains my bloody dashboard.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
High gym went like this: I went to Dairy Queen instead.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I ripped the door frame off last night too. Just remembered.
Is it frowned upon to puke at Keeneland while you're betting on horses or is it just whatev
Vodka and tater tots have managed to satisfy me more than most of the guys I've slept with.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
Being on probation is a nice change of pace. It's refreshing to wake up and know what I did last night.
Text me some of your sweat
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