It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
We owe the rent and you're unemployed...you're in no financial position to flirt with cocaine addiction.
One of my friends found 6 bags of gummy bears on the roof. He lives a building over. Apparently even hammered you still have quite an arm
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
Not even desperate vagina wants small cock.
Glad to hear you raised your standards
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
His tongue was like Jesus himself was blessing my boobs for eternal ecstasy.
I'm not so sure Jesus approves of such activities, but ok.
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
It was just a Craigslist hook up but she wore sweats. Where are the girls with class?
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
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