STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
look no pants
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
Haha Tomato, Tomato. That doesn't work very well via text message.
She is definitely tripolar. Like bipolar but better/worse.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Let's not fuck on an air mattress tonight...I'd rather get rug burn.
Dude you filled up a protein shake mixer with White Russians so you didn't have to keep coming upstairs.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
And I must've sleep walked to the fridge cause when I woke up, there I was, balls deep in a fudge pop.
It's has to do with my genitals. Don't ask.
I found a loose wire in my thermostat. Couldn't find the pliers, so I used a nipple clamp to fix it.
Lmao a dude who just got out of prison said im worth 10 cigarettes in prison...I think that's a compliment
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
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