i can totally tell he's high. he's having a conversation with my dog.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
I think my vagina was keeping me fat all these years out of self preservation. It's like she knew what would happen if I lost the weight.
Okay Im going to go have some sex apparently. I hope this chick is prepared the zero effort Im going to put into it.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Her boyfriend was hitting on other girls while drunk. But, she said she was okay with it because she is a feminist and she supports all women's decisions.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
He didn't get laid that weekend.. and that is honestly an accomplishment for the rest of us.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
we dropped acid in chinatown. worst. idea. ever. too many colors. and nobody has any idea where steve is.
HOCKEY BUTTS AND BASEBALL BUTTS HONESTLY DO SOMETHING TO ME
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