maybe touching the ground while going 70 wasn't such a great idea after all..
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
Dude stop singing. Your life is not an episode of fucking glee
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
you jizzed all over me and yelled "makeover"
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The used rubbers I threw behind her bed all semester must have landed on the baseboard heater. They went up in smoke when she turned on the heat last night.
He was so good, that I'm pretty sure he fucked his religion into me. P.S. I'm Jewish now.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Fingerblasting some girl on the deck tryna get her to fuck on a lifeboat
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