Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Definately going to wake up wondering what happened to the other half of my lip.
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
It was fun, but I mean, any day that starts with shower tequila is bound to be good.
We're gonna have screwdrivers in a cab at 4am?
Is that weird?
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
If I was home I'd be ouija boarding the fuck out of the house, haven't been this high since that day
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I just spent the better half of my Friday night alone, naked eating McDonalds. Not my worst start of a new year
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
He literally asked permission to hit on me
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