Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
When the cops come you probably shouldn't be poking cars with a stick.
I've done nothing but whore my gay ex bf out for the past 48 hours. It's getting weird.
also, add "teaching boys to sext" to my charity work
i feel like i should invite him over so he can cockblock my roommate one last time before he graduates. for old times sake, ya know
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
I woke up to realize my keys were on the front porch. Also so was I. So close yet so far
Body paints and jello. Your canvas awaits
Another sexterpiece awaits
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Hey babe! Random question. Do you by chance have the pic of my nipples covered with ninja turtles band aids? Thanks.
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
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