Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
Need help. Super baked. Stuck on couch. Dying of thirst. Bring paint thinner or something to pry me off. Only thumbs and neck work.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
her 18 year old son fed me pieces of a french roll like a pigeon, as I lay on the floor of the bathroom crying.
We were high as shit. We argued for like ten minutes about going to Dunkin Donuts and then just ended up rolling down hills. Thanks for the weed.
And all you did was hit on me and do things "for America", so you weren't judged heavily
I just got breakfast in bed and he went down on me. And you though he was a bad idea. Shame
but, alas, I am not the lady in the streets. I'm simply the freak in the sheets.
Let's put it this way, there's not many girls I wouldn't let sit on my face
the night literally screamed "cock and ball torture"
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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