I just want to make mistakes. Like stds that go away with antibiotics mistakes.
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
Although I wish I was out drinking, this cough syrup has me slightly more optimistic than usual.. I heavily debating trying to find mystical creatures and selling them to rich people as pets
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
So this tall girl jumped in our cab and I was like hey I have pics of u on my phone. It wasn't creepy at all
The universe is cradling this hangover like a gay couple cradles their newly adopted chinese baby.
first time i ever mailed panties back to a fuck buddy. what better of a way to say its over
No man we're leaving now. The party will probably be busted soon. O and a bitch started throwing knives around the place, like real actual knives.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I just had a guy ask me if his "jewelry downstairs" would set off the metal detector.
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
Ok, stop saying "youths." You're 23.
After 2 minutes he came and said, "thanks for everything". I can't wait to hear what he says next time when I do more than just lay there.
Randomize
