ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
So Ive been fucking her for the past couple months and i just found our that my grandfather and her grandmother were fuck buddies for a while. I feel like this is a new awesome family tradition that skips a generation.
Right now, my father is sitting on the couch, totally smashed, crying, eating pringles, and watching the credits of Transformers 2. Love him.
I love my life sometimes. I do miss being an adult, from time to time, but a little vodka always changes my mind.
Oh, honey. If you're seeing a girl just for the sex, never doubt that she knows and she's doing the same thing. We're not stupid, we're just craftier than you.
You was so high that you insisted that you heard someone whistle, then you insisted they was trapped in the wall!
Today I had sex and flossed at the same time. My relationship goals have been exceeded.
And now you know why we call him Three-Balls Brad
She had a baby Jesus butt plug
Even my fuck buddy told me I needed a boyfriend. Fml.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
Do NOT. I repeat. DO NOT call me little one after we have fucked. In no world is that ok. Even jesus agrees.
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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