why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
I ate a lot of your sunchips. I mean a lot. Like 4 to 5 bags.
And don't be too jealous. Drinking alone watching a chick flick and masturbating isn't nearly as glamorous as it sounds
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I'm deep cleaning my room right now. Not sure if it actually needs it or if I'm just trying to symbolically cleanse myself of the last 24 hours.
Omg.....I raised my camera to take a pic at this presentation, and I wanted to zoom in, so I swiped my phone to the left and up pops my dick pic from last night.
I can't bring myself to turn around to see if pple saw it.
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Also this is super embarrassing but sorry for licking your chest
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
Correction: Jimmy johns. The one pita pit employee has been an asshole to me ever since you locked them out of the store
How bad is it that I can say that this isn't the first time a married man, who is in the military, has tried to make me his mistress?
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