Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
never play flip cup with pint glasses
pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
You put your red cup in a chain link fence and kept telling me you could use it as a telescope
The professor just announced to the class that I talked to him in the bar on my birthday.
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
She went to her drug test stoned.
And strangely enough, we all know she'll pass it.
Well I guess I'll go shower now and wash all the stripper off.
My walk of shame was four miles long and I had to stop for a water break. I am the picture of class.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Dude I cant right now. Were talking about pickles.
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