Just checked, might have creepy crawlies. What does chlamydia feel like? Not near wireless to consult webMD.
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
you made them have somersault races with you thru the lobby..
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
Trying to figure out which chair my head was under last night
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
When we picked him up this morning the cop said that if they actually arrested every drunk American who pissed on cathedral doors, Spain wouldn't have any room for real prisoners.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
Is it bad that I coached my cousins 6 year old boy to steal a 30 rack of keystone out of an unattended cooler at our family reunion, or was I just giving him a social head start in high school? I err on the side of awesome.
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
Then you're three pancakes deep in regret.
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
was that the third sophomore you've banged this week?
third one in three days
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
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