I lost my virginity in that bed. You just layed in history.
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
before we even ate breakfast we'd found an eighth of weed in some old purse she never uses. it was gone by lunch
Seriously, I was a high class hooker. I was snorting shit Rachel, white powder, lines formed with credit cards, the dudes house was beautiful. Magnum condom. Adorable puppy dog. Pretty sure at some point I was sleeping on a washing machine. Boxing Gloves.
Those were the highlights of my night.
How could you give up sex for lent? I gave up religion for lent years ago and never looked back. Or give up civility, not sex.
That kid i sell weed to just had his mom give him a ride over here she waited in the car while he bought a bag
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
He was "hot guy in the dark". One of us had to sleep with him. I took the bullet you're welcome.
I only want to come over for sex and blueberry pancakes
I vaguely remember losing my underwear to 2 chicks in a bathroom. That drunk.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
He's getting so into these sexts, I hate to tell him I'm fully clothes, watching Bring It On and eating chips and salsa.
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
uh...sober saturday NEVER has a good ring to it.
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