Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
I'll hook up with guys I don't even like, as long as they leave early enough the next day.
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
I threw a jar of pickles out the window at a police car, why was that not a good enough reason to put me to bed?
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
am i so blindsided by his great personality that i'm hooking up with an ugly guy?
i thought you knew
Pack light, we're going straight to bar from the train. No place to put our shit.
Dude all I'm bringing is my dick and a phone charger.
so I guess I made a note in my phone last night to remind myself not to do shrooms on the cruise ship
his mom called during sex and he made me talk to her I think we're getting serious
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Forget work, lets run away, rob banks, and have kinky sex with fuzzy handcuffs.
IT'S LIKE YOU READ MY MIND.
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