Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
That guy youre talking to looks like Brian from Family Guy.
Just walked in on my older brother getting a bj. He told the girl to "keep going" and then attempted to high five me
sleazy september. first one with mono loses.
They're not that bad of drunks, they come back to the vehicle with more stuff than they went in with, so its a profitable venture.
I got 87 likes on my changed relationship status. It's official. I'm way more fucking awesome single.
They're mostly guys
Early bird gets the worm.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
MY BRAIN IS OSCILLATING. DOES THAT EVEN MAKE SENSE
i want to have his babies. i NEED to. shit i wont even ask for child support, he's that goodlooking.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
You meet the best people naked in a hot tub at 2 am.
I have been drunk every time I've gone to mexico. I do not remember mexico.
The groom's brother was an accomplishment. Then I remembered he was also the officiant. Check and check.
What has my life become? I'be officially recruited my fuck buddy for help getting my ex back.
Randomize
