it must be christmas time, i've got a hankering to give a virgin a baby....
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
I've decided the third guy that I slept with is who I lost my virginity to...
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
lol i'm looking through my photos and there's this giant section of just dudes wearing murses
Missing both credit cards and just had a flashback of grinding my nuts on the terrified cab driver for amusement. i am feeling a slight hate for myself right now.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
Most people would probably take his lack of responses as a queue to stop. But nope, not me. I just keep going. And that's why I don't have a bf, just a little weinered friend
She was nothing like her profile said, we had nothing in common, and her picture mustve been like 30 pounds ago. But yeah we hooked up
Donald Trump looks like someone photoshopped hair onto a dick pic.
It's not a walk of shame if you run
Why were you doing tequila shots out of Boston Pizza dip containers?
you walked into the party, and all you had on was your left sock... literally.
im tired of guys just wanting to hook up with me. im like, guys, i know im pretty and i have a slammin bod and i love making out, but cant someone treat me with respect??
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