we have officially mastered the walk of shame
i just did my hair and make up to walk our dogs.. I hate being the single roommate
I couldn't remember if it was hamsters or Iraq that you hated. I'm so sorry.
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
I didn't budget in chasers this month so were chasing everything with water. Sorry.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
No we just stood in the kitchen and laughed for 2 hours about how funny the popcorn noise was.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Careful, it's a slippery slope to discovering you're bisexual...trust me.
If you're not peeing in public bi-monthly, you're not really living.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
Any chance the bar is open now? Also who's wedding is this?
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
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