You would DIE at the bar we're at right now. All indian/asian med students, I swear
Asian doctor ratio. So hot. I would've gone into heat
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
If it was for sex do you really think i would asking for a mass vote? I'm like fidel castro when it comes to sex. No public approval needed.
My dad assaulted a TSA agent this morning. Shut down airport security. Don't tell me that your family is embarrassing.
You kept whispering, no one does me like Jimmy Johns does me.
Haha. We better find him. He looked like he came out of Switzerland's vagina, he's that much of a blonde beauty.
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
'Well you know, stuff happens' isn't really an excuse for sticking a cheeto in my ear
I am disappointed by everyone's lack of ability to dance on a stripper pole:(
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
She's not answering my calls
Well it sounds like you really fucked up
WHO HOLDS A GRUDGE OVER MEMES
I boned my sugar daddy for the first time yesterday and now I know why they say guys in their 40s are the best. Also I’m getting a car.
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