all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
Tonight has been like a good ass fucking high school movie
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
At first I was confused when I woke up with shards of glass and pickle brine in my pants. But then I remembered I hung out with you last night.
i just licked my manager on accident and i'm freaking out
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
I'm ashamed of you 12 hours later and 200 miles away
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I was screaming out for people to gather the townsmen and the mayor so we could hang him
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
Nothing says I love you like a silicone dragon dick
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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