Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
So I just introduced myself to this guy in front of me and now he's saving my pictures on facebook to his phone..
That should be a holiday. like easter. but bulges instead of baskets
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Yeah just got a blowjob at busch stadium during the cardinals game childhood dream realized
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
Seriously, come get him. He's not even a person anymore. He's a loud, drunk, cock-blocking wrecking ball.
It was either the harsh truths I was divulging or the liquor..... But either way, I made mom puke
Yeah man it sucked balls. People on the bus probably thought I was fucking crazy. I was fetal position, taking up two seats with no shame whilst simultaneously panting.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Ugh I feel like I just got hit by a big giant sex bus.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
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