This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
why does my vagina smell like weed?
omg thats a great idea
I was thinking about baking his mom "sorry you found out i was sleeping with your son" cupcakes
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
Part of my whole not being a slut anymore involves not giving other peoples boyfriends blowjobs
He compared my vagina to the first time he tried cocaine
Of all the things I am low enough to do, how could you even doubt if that was one of them?
I'll call you tomorrow. I'm ok and back i love you goodnight.
I stole a bike. Here's a pic
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
k. The important thing is we are going out. You are stones. I am mildly hallucenating.
A Morman just tried to recruit me and I told him "Trust me, you don't want me"
All she said to me before going to get another shot was "Damn, I'd eat her out."
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
Randomize
