Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
I want to drop kick Stephanie Meyer
you spelled her name wrong
not you too!!
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
He brought a jar of pickles to the party. So now I've had beer, animal crackers, AND a pickle since noon.
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
When you and that girl went into the bedroom, you yelled "FOR NARNIA!"
If I die tonight, I want you to have the rest of my nachos. And my porn collection.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Yeah she's a complete bitch. But I mostly hate her because she hijacked my fuck buddy.
Brah, we should get a "do not disturb sign"... I can't have people knocking on the door while I'm high, it fucks with me way too much.
I told my coworker that I'm going to a dinner party and was asked to bring wine and pregnancy tests and he was like.. I miss being 20
Due to this morning's events my new porn name is Reepa Nipplov.
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
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