It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
Of course I was flustered, I had a lot of penis in my face.
There's two big trays of water in our freezer. I just hope they freeze by Saturday. for the ice luge.
its Wednesday...
they're reeeeeally big trays
Send me the video of myself under the polar bear skin. It's important.
I swear to god if he wasnt on the fourth floor balcony and I wasn't to drunk to climb I would kill him
I moved my bed to the living room so when a girl walks in she has to decide right away if shes in or out
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
I woke up to my roommate checking my pulse
Update: That guy is no longer in the restroom, so he's probably not dead.
Got a high five from a Superman stripper tonight
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
wait. i have to tell u something. and it has nothing to do with dildos or spiders
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
Randomize