Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
The remote chance that I may get a blowjob is about the only reason I have a shower every day.
Two man bar crawl was hectic. Just found leaves in my pocket.
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
making your facebook status TEQUILA is like basically saying "im easy tonight. feel free to take advantage"
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Sorry for rubbing my feet on you and repeating "good pony, stay."
My suggestion is that you just get high and set shit on fire
I found my grandmother's vibrator, how was your day?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm gonna try and get through this weekend sober, which is gonna be tough especially since I've already started drinking.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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