I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
The paper boy just woke me up in the front yard again.
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
I told him the truth. Truth leads to vodka. Vodka leads to tequila. Tequila leads to prison.
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
if i got ashes i think they'd burn a hole into my head with the amount of sins i've committed this year alone and it's only february
All i really wanna do tonight is get drunk with you and dance on tables. is that too much to ask?
i refuse to give everyone the satisfaction of seeing the results of my acting on my thoughts
Guy fieri is speaking only to me. We make eye contact. My whole body is vibrating. My head is purring. I am literally marbles.
It's finals week and I'm halfway done with this bag of wine and don't plan on stopping. Say goodbye to my GPA
Not all of us can be into hot dads. Some of us have to have commitment issues and be into musicians.
Imagine how different my life would be if I could find a man who gave me more pleasure than pizza at 2am when I'm drunk.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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