so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
OH RELAX, IT WAS PITY SEX.....
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
I don't know at least half of his name. I have officially become a statistic.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
you were like "guys ... i think i got fingered while dancing tonight"
our poor poor cab driver
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
She's kind of holyer-than-thou, like god himself came down and said "please cock block your roommate at every opportunity, and if you think she's thinking of sex, tell her she's a whore"
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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