Sponge bath it is.
Michael Jackson and Farah Fawcett are dead
NOOOOOOOO not MJ! Someone tell the paramedic to grab him by the heart and just "Beat it"
i barely touched his dick and all of a sudden he yells, "BONER!"
I just watched a girl at work pick her nose with 4 of her 5 fingers. So I now know what sausage biscuits taste like in vomit form.
best thing about halloween? there are pumpkins to puke in EVERYWHERE!
getting kicked in the face by someone doing a keg stand. just my luck
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
this weekend destroyed me...my brain feels like the curly fry at the bottom of the bag. GAhhh come save me
that's ecstasy for ya. now I'm kinda in the mood for jack in the box.
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
Vodka?
Forever.
I had so much stripper lotion and body glitter on my glasses I had a hard time driving home.
did you just try to prove your straightness by quoting a lady gaga song?
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
THERE IS A DOG IN THE CLUB. I repeat a dog in the club. I might have laid down and petted it..I have no shame.
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
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