We even fucked WHILE he was making me breakfast in bed.
ok understand this, i didn't pay for your dinner bc you said i wasn't going to get a blowjob for at least a month... this isn't a mail-in rebate deal, you gotta pay upfront
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
You will not judge me for my made-up holiday of wine appreciation day
I just woke up to three dick pics. Apparently in my blacked out state. I was asking for them as the new valentines day card.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I wound up running down the street in 12 degree weather in just my bra and then fell asleep cuddling my bottle. You tell me how last night went.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
What did the sign say that bob stapled to his ass?
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
He was semi blacked out in the hallway with a bucket, calling for me while I had sex with his best friend in the very next room. Why do you let me do these things?
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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