you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
oh and i really hope miley falls off this mountain she is climbing
You were in the bathroom for two hours practicing "Revenge Faces".
Found her laying down in a booth in iHop. She's a keeper.
Her name is Sherri and her sister's are Brandy and Champagne. Of course I want to meet her parents.
I know you claim to have a large penis but I do not believe in what i cannot see. Sort of like god.
I think I love you, but I may be biased because we had pirate sex.
quick, send me a pic of a fat chick eating ice cream in a bikini. no joke, no questions, just do it.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
Ok let me just clear up this blowjob thing first so we can talk about your grandpa
Just took plan b with my eggs and chai...homecoming got the best of me already
I just realized. I havent even gotten a paycheck from this new job yet and already laid one of the girls most of the dudes are after
His junk had piercings everywhere. The dick and balls. It was a fucking pirate penis.
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