Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I did shrooms last night. My drug checklist is complete, I can finally graduate.
I am burnt. Have a black eye. Face dove into the grass and got pissed on. Time of my life. God Bless the USA.
he payed over $300 just to break into the hotel pool and skinny dip alone for 5 minutes and then peace in a cab. and all he had to say for himself was "gotta go swimming, gotta live life"
where do u find these people!?
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
So I walk in and he's teaching someone in London via Skype how to roll a blunt. I have new found respect for him.
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
He tried to stop traffic by waving his half eaten pizza at cars.... And we were stupid enough to cross .....??!!!
I'm literally taking a shit naked holding a bottle of wine.
Because I know nothing is hotter than ocean themed dick pics on SnapChat...
I'm putting his belongings the garage sale so he can buy his own stuff back. # divorced life. Thanks for cheating on me you tone deaf dick biscuit that'll be $20. Haha.
It's not as funny as it sounds. I shit myself at the company Christmas party.
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