We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
so when I got there he was dressed as jesus in a recliner drinking whiskey out of the bottle watching spanish porn. Then kept shouting dont judge me or ill judge you. we didn't even go to a halloween party.
ew. I made a sandwich, and the cheese reminded me of her vagina
i feel as uncomfortable as your camel toe looks.
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I have no idea where I am, where my pants are, there is cheese stuck to my ass.. Why do I have your phone?
shot for shot with some guy twice your age to prove Detroit hustles harder then you left with him. We're tracking you
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I have a sixth sense for dads free balling in gym shorts
I need to have sex. It's becoming like a matter of public safety.
Yo, how much weed can I get for a caf swipe?
We had an in depth conversion about the best way to take a dick pic. Both with and without mirrors.
I signed the divorce papers. Can I get a blowjob now?
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
I was just at Kroger and saw some guy with a steelers balloon... ran up to him and popped it. NO RAGRETS.
So not only did I get laid today but I also left with a 42” tv lol
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