So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
I feel like i'm in the derek zoolander school for kids who can't read good.
Stop. You don't mean that. Tequila might mean that. But you don't mean that.
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
I'm sorry, but the way we fuck, they don't make condoms strong enough not to break
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
I sent her 8 pictures of my dick in a baked potato. Not sure how I thought that would get me laid later.
There is a pile of hair outside the apartment next door. At least now I know what all that shouting was about last night.
Simple revenge plan: break into his house and steal one shoe of every pair
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
I have put on lipstick and signed up for class. Nothing more shall be expected of me today.
Dude just saw some some guy puke out of a car window on the highway going to school.
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