Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
1. my parents still have sex. 2. being a screamer runs in the family. 3. so much so that i can tell what number of orgasms she's on. 4.so looks like i'm stuck outside a while
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
I would watch the shit out of some full house right now.
I think I just wrote a poem about your penis but it was totally unintentional.
Wow has his pick up routine ever gotten bad. He is trying to use cheese as a way to flirt with the waitress
Oh man, he played the Harvarti cheese card and it didn't work. Now he is flailing
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
We were in bed, and he looked at me and asked if I'd be weirded out if he took his leg off. BEST.SEX.EVER.
Ps. I'm slapping the bag. It's an emergency.
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
My professor just told my lab he could drive us around town in his 1991 Lincoln towncar limo for our bar crawl. This just keeps getting better!
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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