the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
I am more sore today than I was after my car wreck. Take it as a compliment that you bang harder than a semi-truck.
I only keep her as my best friend so she wont hook up with my ex.
Dont worry about the blood on the pillow. its from my face.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
He's telling everyone that the only reason he's at this party is to hook up with me. SOS HELP.
I also got a mission for you and you're gonna love it. Biggest. Hospital. Party. Ever.
My TA is here with a sombrero and an entire bottle of Svedka. Skip jury duty.
Three months into our sexual relationship, he comes out with "Your body is efficient". WTF do I do with THAT?
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
I was very impressed with his ability to carry on a conversation with his friends sitting in the front seat with his hand in my pants, getting a hand job, stoned, with a cigarette in his mouth. I think he's a keeper.
Van sex tonight? No need to tell me how classy that sounded.
Be there in 20. Want icecream?
sex. I want sex. I like where your heads at though.
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