we just decided that lesbian tuesdays are a must, as of tomorrow.
It's all fun and games until the last slice of pizza gets bong water spilled on it.
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
he told me he had a problem with me going both ways. like what the fuck. what guy says that to a girl? goodbye planned threesomes...
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
Am I allowed to say that I would really enjoy blowing you again? Or does that fall into the "nothing changes between us" catagory?
hypothetically speaking is slutty or smart to buy plan b before we go on spring break so i dont have to get it in mexico
She's the perfect storm when it comes to psycho stalkers
lets do drugs on my lunch break tomorrow
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
What the hell did you do last night?
I embarrassed myself, my family, name, and possibly my country.
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
Honestly, you can’t tell the whole sorority he has a donkey dick and expect that no one would sleep with him after you broke up
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