That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Think worst case scenario and then dress sluttier
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Please show REO speedwagon ur boobs for me.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
My day went from bad to worse when I realized I puked out my second floor window last night.
I went to Walmart last night to buy some CDs--which is a sentence I never thought I'd say in 2016.
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
They gave my sperm a pep talk after they found out we were trying.to have.a baby.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
It's like his penis moved in and did some interior decorating without telling me first...
i think i puked but i couldve been a dream and i may have madeout with a 20 something guy infront of my managers...also possible dream.
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