i woke up with someone drivers licenses in my wallet this am...he said i don't have a business card so just take my drivers license
We got so high we made milksteak
"must pass the hog line" should not only be used in curling. but also when we go out to pick up girls.
i love you. like a brother. a brother that i had sex with more than once.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
Don't be alarmed at the kitchen mess. I had to shoot the fire extinguisher on the toaster oven, one quick blast. It was a matter of safe over sorry.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE MILDLY SOCIALLY ACCEPTABLE SEX WITH HIM AND CALL HIM CUPCAKE.
Note to self; if you can light it on fire, you probs shouldn't drink it
If we all have the time, and the weather permits, and you have no plans, we should have another go at Operation Get Our Carless Friends Laid. All the lonely people will be out. We can take our lonely people out too.
Elliott peed on my floor and slept in it lol that's a one line description.
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
We had sex then laid in his bed eating chocolate and drinking juice boxes. I think I'm going to keep him around.
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