you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
I'll give you some choices for what to get me for Christmas. 1.You naked. 2.You naked 3.You naked.
The only time we had a decent conversation was when he was on acid, and, like, that's not a great start to a relationship.
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
One of my nipples looks nothing like the other...i don't know how this happened
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