Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
grinding to god bless the USA? really?
shut up
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
There are some college kids out at 4 in the morning dragging each other on a sled behind a bike. its too entertaining to call the cops
I'm also annoyed at my horoscope for not warning me of my perils
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
I figured out that he lasts longer when I rap during sex. He made it all the way through "Love the Way you Lie"
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
Plus now I feel weird sleeping with you. It's like shooting a three legged deer. It's already at a disadvantage and couldn't get what it's full potential deserves.
brushed my teeth nine times since getting home, still afraid there are pubes hiding in between my molars. fucking gummy bears
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
Do not try to steal a picnic table from a park, all you will end up with are sore arms and broken dreams.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
grapes are the best munchies food ever cuz like the juice explodes in my mouth and my mouth gets all relieved of dryness. and the skin of the grape is like the food. and theres so many grapes!
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