I hate all girls vehemently.
if you find a joe biden blowup doll in the attic, I call dibs
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
so i definitely just saw 2 cops high five each other as they were arresting underage drinkers in 5 points.
I took her to see 2012 then broke up with her, the movie was a metaphor.
I swear to god I'm going to hunt down and stab the next telemarketer that calls from a blocked number while I'm waiting for my STD results...
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
He told me that "my little fuckpig" was a term of endearment in Britain. I think I'm in love.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
This question may sound intrusive, but how did pushing out a baby affect your vagina?
Why do I feel like I need to drink to feel better about the things I do when I'm drunk
"he sent me a picture of a puppy in return for a picture of my boobs. He then captioned it with "look it's puppies first time at the beach". "
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
I think I kinda scared him when I tried to wrap his snake around his dick while he was trying to nap.
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