Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
Lesson 1: you can't keep macking on a girl if you get handcuffed
you know what its like when everyone is chanting "do it, do it"...still friends?
when i grow up i'm putting garbage disposals in all showers of my house so when you vomit in the shower its easy clean up
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
the only sentence i could make out from her was "i will wash these herpes away"
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
oh you know, the usual stuff. getting kicked out of bars and sleeping in cars.
Do you remember using the vicegrip to demonstrate how wide your penis is?
Building a door into the garage so when I bring girls home my mom doesn't wake up.
Pathetic yet considerate
There was a clear and well defined point last night where I could've decided to go home but no now I've woken up with glitter all over my nuts and potentially an std or 2
i think i just lost a toe
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
I'm pretty sure I broke my breathalyzer by breathing vaporized vodka into it.
Your vagina is awesome, like it needs to teach a class for other vaginas
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