are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
he started yelling "this is my pussy" mid thrust
I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
why is there a handicap sign in the bathtub and an exit sign in the kitchen?
lets deal with that after we figure out where i am
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
yeah...i noticed he pets people when he's drunk. It's odd.
well you decided to make everyone "drinks" which was sprite and beer mixed.
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
I'm sitting here in nothing but my panties, eating beef jerky and reese's for breakfast.Today is not the day to expect me to make sound life decisions.
Dude you made a rodeo shot in beer pong won the game then got in the hot tub poured beer all over the side and screamed "hot tub time machine!"...
This hangover makes more sense now
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
After we hooked up, his roommate shouted "I LIKE TO HAVE SEX TOO" from across the apartment
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