my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.
He wanted a quickie. I said, can I play doodle jump on my iPhone during? And that's exactly how it went.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
once you started introducing yourself as "running-bear" i knew you were beyond fucked up
Alright we have to be drunk.before noon tomorrow. Its a new law i just got passed through congress. It goes into effect imediately
Fire alarms went off at reception of gay wedding im at. We all had to evacuate until FD got here. Then...ill just text the photos.
We got Pizza Hut & Papa Johns, delivered within seconds of each other, and both delivery people did a shot. I was put on Earth for this moment.
He either works for the Irish Mob or I'm being Catfished
So i had a feeling this dude with one leg in a wheelchair was following me around Walmart turns out I was right. He just asked for a picture of my feet.
i mean i let him but still...
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
Why make bad decisions when I can watch you?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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