Medical school killed my enjoyment of porn. Hard to keep a boner when you're diagnosing all the actor's STDs and skin disorders.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Let's make jello shots for tomorrow
What's going on tomorrow?
Nothing, it's Wednesday
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I'm drinking rum and coke straight from the 2 liter bottle.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
Masturbated furiously for a half hour; ate a fistful of chocolate, then took a nap. Woke up and finished wrapping presents. I've got this holiday thing down.
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
Yeah, everything was going great until the mugging.
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
Randomize
