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The funny thing is... I'm about to go to the store to buy WD-40 and condoms... That's it.
And before you ask they are unrelated purchases.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
I saw him on the jumbotron, its like god doesnt want me to forget his tiny penis
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
And by "got a tattoo" i mean i got a tattoo in the dorm bathrooms with a guy using his cousin's tattoo gun.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
Well obviously when I get drunk my intelligence level surpasses yours and that's why you can't understand me.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
This is what we get for YOLOing our way to obesity
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
Is this the guy that did shots off my ass at the beach? Haha
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