She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
The best part about the NBA starting up is I get to see Charles Barkley make a fool out of himself for 8 months
a lot of self evaluation comes after you have to clean up a trashcan of your own vomit and condoms
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
I can't believe that 100lb chick tackled me through a flight of stairs
since you saved your number in my phone as "the hot chick you met last Friday" I don't know who you are either
You should fuck with them and beat off in the cup and then walk out an be like, "This was a sperm donation right?"
My dad just said "fuck circus"
Most tragic bathtub-fart of all time. I am going to be late.
Blowing a married man is so much more important than a 12 year olds basketball game.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
I'm sitting alone in a bar pretending to watch football because I don't know where the liquor store is around here and I'll be god damned I'm going to be sober on my day off.
I sharted in my christmas pjs :(
He yanked my breathe right strip off in the middle of me riding him.
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