Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Someone was asleep on the couch next to us and woke up. We paused and he yelled "gentlemen, behold! Sex!"
Halloween night fail: My boob sweat from keeping my phone in my bra caused the front screen to stop working from water damage.
i think you lost all your innocence when you were caught straddling a fence in your thong & cowboy boots by the 40 year old apartment manager
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
I just set a reminder on my phone to get star spangled hammered this weekend.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
He sent me a dick pic from work, but I could see all the pizzas in the background. Now I'm just hungry.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
I dunno what's worse, that one guy here said he'd blow somebody for Tim Horton's right now, or that someone else looks like they want to test his sincerity.
Come get me, I'm fucking scared.
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
I want to shoot him sideways (so he can still breathe) in the Adam's apple with my little crossbow.
Randomize
