I guess there's a 50 percent chance that it was her that wet my bed.
you were so drunk you tried to use the microwave as a calculator for your BAC
There's a Cowboys game and a Rangers game on at the same time...talk about Sophie's choice
I think he finally resigned to the fact he could not get off. He just looked at me and said "I'm having testicle difficulties," rolled over and passed out.
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
She said to me, without hesitation, "make me an offer better than my sugar daddy and I'll go with you"
His dick is the size of my forearm. Would it be rude to ask to take a comparison photo after sex?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
She squirted. We were both surprised. I'm that good.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
I learned tonight while in another country that no matter the nationality, men are disappointing in bed
Not to be hella graphic on main but I just came so hard I think I saw a new color.
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