I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
I'm at Lowes and I'm constantly looking for things to vomit in, just in case
please dont tell anyone i was drunk
you were publicly making out with a very old very spandex covered woman...they know
we used the bottom of a tampon for coke since no one had a 20 on them. My life has resisted to this.
votre penis est TRES GRAND. i used vous because your penis is SO big
Wow. This hand sanitizer smells awesome. It's like I just gave a handjob to a fruit basket.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
You have to just make a conscious effort not to make out with people when he's around if you want to keep him in your life?
feeding cats lunchmeat on my kitchen floor. come pour me another shot.
i solemnly vow to never stick my penis into crazy again
I give it a week.
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