yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
im at that stage where all she has to do is cough or something and it pisses me off
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
Would it be inappropriate to do lines in front of the cable guy?
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
Freshman just walked up and thanked me for letting him hide under my bed when the cops showed up to the house last weekend
I mean looking back on it, it's unlucky but at least now we can say we were in jail from 2011 to 2012
That's thinking positively..
Yes and yes. Got taken to a Florida strip club. I desperately want to flood my eyes and ears with hand sanitizer right now.
If our text convos ever saw the light of day lives would be in tatters
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
Naw dude theres seriously a lobster in my sock drawer. Why?
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
Really should've known 2020 was gonna suck when the guy dressed as baby new year got arrested at our party 5 past midnight...
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