How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
she demanded that I make her breakfast too so im in the bathroom cooking bacon with her straightener
Nahh. Maybe not even a handful. It's more like a heaping teaspoon worth of dick.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
You went home with a man in a loincloth
I just watched him leave in half a loincloth. Don't you just love Halloween???
Rick two cubicles down puked and that triggered three others puking into their trash cans as well. The janitorial staff hates it when we go drinking on a work night.
There should be a rule.......that if you have a small penis you must wear a hat with propellers on it so you can fly the hell off the planet.
There's nothing quite like having a little 8 year old boy hand me a Bible on campus while I'm on my way to the health center because of my recent slutty tendencies.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
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