What a fucking waste of an outfit
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
i can't believe he got me to come over to him by waving a natty light at me.
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Pretty sure I just had sex with the black kid who grew up in a car from "angels in the outfield"
How come I never meet celebrities?
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
HEY JUST FOUND A SHIT TON OF MONEY IN THE PURSE HE SENT BRB GONNA GO BUY ME SOME MALE STRIPPERS AND BATHE IN THESE TWENTY DOLLAR BILLS
I had to reschedule my trainer meeting so now I'm just here eating hot pockets
My house is about to be spotless and the only person visiting is the plumber and not the porno kind.
Hey know anyone who wants 58 lbs of whole frozen chickens for a couple bowls?
Good morning! Or after noon. Sorry for falling asleep in you
Topless, eating sour gummies, doing a crossword, at 4 AM. TELL ME IM BEAUTIFUL!
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