well, atleast the road to alcoholism is fun.
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
I know I said that I'd stop dating 20 year olds... but at least this one's not my student...
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
The same guy who pierced my nipples just told me he can help tutor me in precalc.
Dude are you wearing a trashbag right now?....
I seemed to have misplaced my pants...
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Is there a reason drunk me put drunk you's phone in the freezer?
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
Your penis caused this!
Lol, perhaps. But the drinks are so cheap, the music is better, and the bartenders and bouncers all know my name. I can't abandon it, even if it is a gay bar, its still my Nirvana.
If he’s halfway attractive, employed and cool with me having boytoys, I’ll marry him
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