time to smoke my breakfast
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Her "get-your-paper-done-early-blowjob" incentive is the thing that has successfully deterred my procrastination
I haven't had nearly enough lesbian experiences to fully commit to this relationship.
Printing the vagina inspector badge was money well spent.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Apparently I got mad at you for "Not drinking with me till we thought we were seahorses" and smashed my face on your door. Then I put my feet in the oven and started crying because I was drinking alcohol from a pot. My life is spinning out of control.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
I gave the naked guy in the hotel a pop tart. He stopped crying.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
That's like doing a cinnamon challenge in my vag - but more painful.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Weirdest drunk sex ever. His sweat dripped into my eyeball and then he looked down and asked me why I was crying. I went with it.
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
I did a line of coke with my ex tonight. Talk about memories
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