She made a list of the things each of us had done wrong and assigned a point system. Guess who came out the loser?
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
I was trying to make tacos and friends but there was a major language barrier.
I just typed in random letters on his address bar... 5 out of the 6....a porn site was in the drop down list hahahahaha get a life bro.
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
Drowning in science and also vodka. Hope you're having fun.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
The comfort of this onesie is keeping me single
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
i feel like if we ever had babies together they would just be drunk all the time
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
As a BFF it is your duty to answer when I drunk call you at 3 in the morning because I couldn't find a knife to cut that cake. I finally found one, fell asleep with it and the cake in bed. K thanks bye.
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