My nipple is on Facebook.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
dude, seriously he just sucked the milk out of the dogs breast and swallowed it... for $20, wtf....?
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Look, I said I'm sorry. In the shower, "are you happy to see me" sounded just like "could you please pee on me". Honest mistake.
I officially became the girl who let a guy get her off under the covers last night while her roommate and a friend were there. He was impressed by my ability to stay quiet and stay relatively focused on the conversation...
I am so ashamed of you, and yet so proud.
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
This girl is wasted dancing to The Final Countdown. She's grinding on a guy who came to the bar in a track jacket and a wife beater
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I would literally only have sex with a dinosaur right now.
Weddings might be fun but they are not getting fucked in the wilderness fun.
She was going down on me before I had a chance to tell her I arrested her brother 3 hours earlier
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
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