Im at strip club and am horny
After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
I just woke up my dad to tell him that i made out with the drummer. He wasnt as excited as I was.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
I'm not giving my ex her earrings back. If some chick i hated gave me brownies i would still eat them. It's the same thing.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
I was unaware that a tutu and pasties was appropriate attire to this
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Has now officially visited every ER in this city in one semester.
I was busy. But now I'm about to consume alcohol and chicken. We shall see where this takes us. Maybe to the moon, maybe to the floor. I have no idea.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Sending a pic of labia to send to the TN Legislator. Obviously they don't think I know what to do with it so I'm gonna ask them for advice.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
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