WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
blow job with a beer in the shower, I just created the ultimate day spa for dudes
I just told my boyfriend I think I might be pregnant using Emoji icons....
which icon did you use to tell him he's not the father?
They need a stunt cock, be about 20 more minutes.
I feel as if I owe my bloodstream some tequila.
It was also my first failed attempt at shower sex.
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I just really need a hug and a shower beer
You're tall, so I have high hopes for your dick.
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
My new years resolution is going to be to stop drunk snapchatting old hook ups asking them when we're going to bang again
Also not to brag but I got high last night and got us a host family in a chateau in the south of France
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Randomize
