i'm pretty sure the devil's penis is california-shaped
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
We ended up sleeping in the emergency room for safety (you know, well lit, cameras..) and then an ambulance drove us to the train station around 4am. great last night in australia.
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
Not sure if you carved a butthole or vagina in that pumpkin but that didn't stop high Phil from mounting. My study group is horrified.
I'm going to practice throwing things up the the air and catching them between my boobs, because that seems like a cool party trick.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
I wonder what chicks would think if they learned that when we add them on fb we email their bikini pics to each other.
In local news, attempts to hide phone from extremely drunk self prove unsuccessful for Dallas woman.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
Hi. Tara tells me your sandwiches and stamina are substantial
I think I puked in the middle of sex last night if that's any indication as to how drunk I was.
I'm nothing if not determined to sleep with everyone at that company
He talked me out going to the bar. No one ever talks me out going to the bar..this is fucking love.
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